Monday, August 8, 2011

The World According to Charlotte

I love all of my cats, with a protective devotion that many people feel is a little over-the-top sometimes, but I'm okay with that.   But while I love all of my cats, Charlotte goes beyond that.  I adore her, and think of her as my "heart cat."  I know that I have described her personality on this blog many times:  she is somewhat grumpy, demanding, bossy, sassy, and sometimes downright violent.  But she also is a good snuggler, a loud purrer, a kisser, and a cat that just wants to BE with you.  And she looks at you with those green eyes and you find yourself wondering just how much English she understands.

Living with Charlotte since September 2008  (this is the cat who was only supposed to live for six more months) has taught me many things about life, cats, this house, and myself, some of which I will share with you.

1.  I exist to wait upon Charlotte.  She has somehow worn down my resistance and now gets two small saucers of milk a day.  (Don't yell at me.  I know cats shouldn't have it; that's why I resisted at first.  Then I was thinking, "Well, hell, she's only got six months to a year to live anyway, what harm is a little milk going to cause?"  Now we're a little bit beyond that life expectancy (not that we're getting cocky about it) but it's now part of the ritual.

2.  Bellies, even when exposed, are not for rubbing if you don't like the sight of your own blood.

3.  Sometimes the gruffest exterior hides a marshmallow inside.  

4.  I am for snuggling with during the day.  Jeff is for snuggling with at night.  She rarely ever comes onto my side of the bed.  Jeff thinks that she's ceded that side to me, but refuses to cede his side to him.

5.  Charlotte is queen of the house, though she does freely and without a grudge acknowledge that I am second-in-command.  (See #4.)

6.  The Paw of Doom can terrify an entire household of animals and humans.  (Paw raised above head, in a threatening manner.  It rarely actually has to be deployed.)

7.  One can indeed make a foe back down with the hatred in one's eyes if one focuses enough.

8.  Sometimes it really pays off to take a chance on someone else.  When I met Charlotte at the shelter, she bloodied my hand somewhat badly when I tried to pet her.  (To her credit, there was a hellacious ruckus being made by some dogs in the next room over, and she was freaked OUT.)  I saw a shelter worker come in and widen her eyes at the dripping red.  I was highly concerned at that point  that if I didn't take her after THAT stunt, that Charlotte might have become a candidate for being euthanized, and I decided to take a chance on her.  

9.  There are a variety of noises that a cat can make that don't involve meowing.  Cats can grunt, thrum, and even gronk in a series of noises that are actually quite eloquent.

10.  If you act like you are the queen, others have a way of falling in  line and doing whatever you want them to do.


Charlotte, trying to use hypno eyes on Jeff.
11.  And on a more serious note, that one can pack a lot of living into a life, even with health problems, even with a shortened life span.  



10 comments:

  1. that was a really good post, such a sweet story. btw, it's okay if you give her milk, i give the pups things that aren't considered healthy for dogs from time to time, but for the most part I feed them high quality food, so it all evens out. ;)

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  2. Ha ha ha! I'm nodding and giggling at some of them, and smiling at others! I think Lilac and Charlotte might somehow share some DNA. I know a dog and a cat shouldn't be able to be related, but darned if they don't sound a lot alike!

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  3. Another great story, but what comes out most is Charlotte's wonderful quirks and the fact she landed on her feet with your choice to take her on!

    Rubie's mum.

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  4. Charlotte is one very lucky kitty! Yay for purrsonality plus! :D

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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  5. MOL!! I loved that post! Charlotte reminds me of Brut and I have still yet to figure out why it is the most temperamental that I'm drawn to the most. I love the milk story. Too cute! Maybe it is what lengthened her life. :)

    And I think it is awesome that you took the one who bloodily claimed you as her own. Too funny!

    Cheers to Charlotte!

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  6. I love each and every listed item. I never knew -- on past posts, me picturing La Charlotte as kin to Queen Elizabeth I. And those little pink pawsies. Mah, mah, mah, as we say down here.

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  7. I have had a Charlotte kitty one time too!! She ruled for 10 years and then just disappeared one day. We looked and looked for her. We went to the animal shelter to see if she had been picked up by them. We advertised in the paper, put up fliers in stores and laundry-mats. Never found her!! I don't know if she ran away but I don't think she did I think something happened to her. I have never had an animal run away from me......
    Thanks for your visit!!
    xx, Fern & Tinker

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  8. Oh Charlotte sounds like a bit of a diva! MOL. But it's the best thing in the whole wide world to have a "heart cat."

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  9. Sniff! Charlotte sounds a lot like my Olivia ... quite the diva, but such a sweetheart inside.

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